The Attack of the Dead Rooster
There once was a happy family of chickens. Among those chickens there were two beautiful roosters.
One of the roosters was mild-mannered and happy. The other one was . . . well – he wasn’t mild-mannered. Or happy. He thought he was the boss-rooster and did his best to make his dominance known. The hens suffered much under his authority.
This rooster was so mean, that even the neighbor’s dogs (who have had many tasty chicken dinners at our expense) decided that this guy was just good for nothing. He did teach the rooster a lesson, however.
Despite this scuffle, the rooster survived, albeit with a reduced ego.
(By the way . . . the dog who attacked this rooster is dead. And it wasn’t by my hand, even though I threatened repeatedly to run over him with my car, and would have had I not worried about the damage that would have happened to my bumper and to significant family relationships)
But one day, very recently (yesterday), this rooster made a fatal error. When I let the chickens out of their coop for a break from the mud that is their home (with all the rain this week and last), the rooster challenged me to a cock fight. Now, this has happened in the past and he has received quite the beating. I’ve witnessed him flying backwards by 10 feet (with help from my foot) he’s met with a broom, and a shoe, a hand, and various other implements of torture by various other people. But this time, he made his
lucky fatal strike. He spurred my ankle. With a vengeance. Had I not been in a hurry, I think I might have sat down and cried. I didn’t realize the extent of the damage till I got to my destination. This is the "cleaned up" version . . . I was actually leaving a trail without knowing it)
Now, trust me . . those little puncture wounds (did you see them on BOTH sides of my ankle!?) didn’t hurt very badly. They didn’t want to stop bleeding, but they didn’t hurt very much. But my ankle ACHED. Like BONE-ache. It was as if poison had been injected into my joint or something (that’s how it felt – it’s not actually what happened). As the day progressed, the pain increased. A day later, my ankle looks like this:
Red, swollen, itchy, and . . . not as sore as yesterday, but definitely tender. And a bit cripple.
I called Prince Farming at the office part way through the day yesterday to make sure I didn’t need an amputation or anything. I could almost hear him laughing at me and I was sure he didn’t understand my pain. But last night, under the cover of the moon and clouds, that darn rooster
mysteriously disappeared. I asked Prince Farming where he’d been, but he didn’t want to talk about it. Nor did I. But my relief is great. Now guests and family can come and go without my having to chase chickens out of their paths.
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Several Hours Later – - My ankle is more swollen, and more sore than it was last night this time . . . it’s hot to the touch, but there is currently no streaking (indication of infection). I walked without much of a limp for most of the day, but by this evening I can’t put any weight on it . Must be time for bed. I have a presentation to do tomorrow – hope I can refrain from hobbling.